Weirdest robbery ever…
Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Einstein Was Right: A Manassas convenience store was robbed this week by a man brandishing what can only be described as a small tree.
The clerk attempted to rebuff the Big Stick doctrinaire with a ball peen hammer, but to no avail: The perp managed to grab the money and leaf.
inb4 stickup.
[insidenova / thanks sean!]
